- The Doctor: Ok, that door should hold it for a bit.
- Captain Jack Harkness: The Door. The wall didn't stop it!
- The Doctor: Well it's got to find us first! Come on, we're not done yet! Assets, assets!
- Captain Jack Harkness: Well, I've got a banana and, in a pinch, you could put up some shelves.
- The Doctor: Window?
- Captain Jack Harkness: Barred. Sheer drop outside. Seven storeys.
- Captain Jack Harkness: [sits in a wheel chair]
- Rose Tyler: And no other exits.
- Captain Jack Harkness: Well, the assets conversation went in a flash, didn't it?
CAPTAIN JACK: Do you think she could change me back?
THE DOCTOR: I took the power out of her. She’s gone, Jack. She’s not just living on a parallel world, she’s trapped there. The walls have closed.
CAPTAIN JACK: I’m sorry.
THE DOCTOR: Yep.
CAPTAIN JACK: I went back to her estate, in the 90s, just once or twice. Watched her growing up. Never said hello, timelines and all that.
THE DOCTOR: Do you wanna die?
CAPTAIN JACK: Oh, this one’s a little stuck.
THE DOCTOR: Jack.
CAPTAIN JACK: I thought I did. I dunno. But this lot, you see them out here surviving and that’s fantastic.
THE DOCTOR: You may be out there somewhere.
CAPTAIN JACK: I could go meet myself.
THE DOCTOR: Well, the only man you’re ever gonna be happy with.
CAPTAIN JACK: This new regeneration, it’s kinda cheeky.
THE DOCTOR: Hmm.Doctor Who (3x11: Utopia)
JACK: Just gotta ask. The Battle of Canary Wharf. I saw the list of the dead. It said Rose Tyler.
THE DOCTOR: Oh no! Sorry! She’s alive!
JACK: You’re kidding!
THE DOCTOR: Parallel world! Safe and sound. And Mickey, and her mother!
JACK: Oh, yes!!!Doctor Who (3x11: Utopia)

We just got hold of JB’s concession speech to NPH in AfterElton.com’s Man of the Decade Poll. JB, being JB is of course, simultaneously gracious, gentlemanly and cheeky!
Congratulations Neil! I’m happy to be under you at number two, and I’m really pleased we generated so much interest in the poll. I think we’ve proved that The Timelords have nothing on Captain Jack and Dr. Horrible – We are the‘gay-lords of the decade.’
I’m also hoping there is an award of some kind for the honor. Even though I didn’t win, if it’s a two sided trophy given how much fun we’ve had during the past few days, maybe you’ll share with me.
You were a worthy opponent, Neil, and I’d be happy to cross swords with you again in the future.
My Love and Submission.
Best,
JB
Hmmm, I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t mind seeing them cross swords again. Could we please get a web-series cross-over? Dr. Horrible and Captain Jack, FTW!
(source: AfterElton.com)
JB would Cross Swords with NPH Anyday…
Captain Jack, meet Alonso - Love, The Doctor.
What did you think of the Doctor introducing Jack to Alonso?
Would or could?
I mean with all his experience … he’s bound to be good.
WTF am I thinking about?!
nope!
and don’t we all think about it sometime?
Is this even a question? I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to say no to Jack Harkness.
» We agree with ALL the above. Could you resist?

AfterElton has posted a nice round-up of the #BigGayBattle between our Captain of the Innuendo Squad and the Horribly Awesome NPH. Be sure to check it out! They are tallying the results and hopefully we should know the outcome soon. But, as Television WIthout Pity so eloquently put it…can’t they both be crowned winners: the King and Queen of the Decade - and given the chance to fight betwixt themselves as to who gets what title? We think so. What do you think?
(art credit: Jean Kang via AfterElton)


